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fart party comic for 2006-12-24

merry fucking christmas

Sunday, December 24th, 2006

note: I will delete any and all comments that say anything negative about oliver, so watch yer mouths, bitches

24 Responses to “merry fucking christmas”

  1. Matt Bernier Says:

    In the third panel, if you take the top inside “perspective line” out of the box, it will look way better. It’s impossible for us to be seeing both at the same time, and from where the “cemera” is, we should see the bottom of the box rather than the top.

    I like how your ass is falling off. Sorry you had to be cold though. Merry fucking Christmas Julia!

  2. xadrian Says:

    Hell with 2006. Bring on 2007.

  3. sarah Says:

    was this last christmas?

    LOVE your ass popping off. precious!

  4. Malach Says:

    I too am unsure of the continuity of this comic.

  5. Julia Says:

    no, it was last friday

  6. elana Says:

    damn, julia. fuck that shit, ill see you in a couple days. mad love.

  7. Wayne Says:

    Aw man… That’s got to suck. Wishing you all the best and such. Bah.

  8. Robert Says:

    I think there should be 12 more horizon lines in each panel. This will make the comic look way more cool, like Paper Rad or something.

  9. Heather Says:

    Merry Christmas, Julia.

  10. Worthing Says:

    Man, I ain’t never even met you but I wanna come give you a big hug after those first two panels. You got fine comics, lady.

  11. Brian Says:

    Well, whatever happened, you got a great comic out of it! It’s very funny (in a nasty, grumpy sort of way).

    I think that you are a mother-fucking genius, so I have no doubt that you will bounce back through your comics (i.e., your suffering will produce great art, etc.). And, anyway, you are way too young to take any of this shit too seriously. So feel bad and then get on with your awesome world conquest!

    And Merry Christmas…

  12. Mike Says:

    Oh no!

  13. marc hurst Says:

    glad to see xmas panel-you have great talent-exercise your feelings in your art-give your love to your family right now, it has to go somewhere! I am one of your older fans from napa, telling all I know about your work

  14. blowelle Says:

    But what if we would have written something bad about Oliver anyway? Just in the way of normal chit chat?

    Sad happenings at Christmas are always magnified ten fold, it just seems karmicly wrong. And all the fancy nancys prancing around joyfully are even more infuriating.

    Raise your glass at midnight, and I shall raise mine, and we’ll have a coast to coast toast. It’ll be champion.

  15. Danh Says:

    I still love ya!

  16. Brian Says:

    By the way, I like how in this one we only see what’s-his-name from behind. I’m sure that you will at some point put him in comics again (that is, if you touch upon the “dumping” again), but otherwise this would be a fitting way to end seeing a character who might be removed from the Fart Party playing field.

  17. Simon Says:

    Fuck, man.

    To hell with Christmas, it makes a nervous wreck out of everybody (and me) and then it happens and when it’s over with, you realize all you got out of it is a whole bunch of junk you don’t really need, and a couple of new love-handles to get rid of.

    But shit, it is a period of self-questioning and whatnot and bad shit happens. My girlfriend asked me whether I was gonna dump HER before she went to see her family “away”. If not the most wonderful time of year, Christmas is probably one of the most fucked-up.

    Hope you had a good one anyway…and if you didn’t, hope you spent it thoroughly wasted so you didn’t have to deal.

    Take care, and keep up the good shit.

  18. ohArlene Says:

    sorry about your ass.

  19. MDH, II Says:

    Harsh words wouldn’t be any good anyway. Christmas Julia, the merry will come later — I’m sure. Good luck! You have the perfect venting tools — blog, and comics.

  20. Paul Says:

    Yay, you get a clean slate for Christmas, best present anyone could ask for

  21. Crystal Says:

    the ass literally falling off really tops it off.

    here’s hoping for a good new year.

  22. Jefflovesthepinktaco Says:

    I know him. He’s ok sometimes. That’s shitty. Now you’re single, so get to sluttin’ lady. Go on git!

    I’m coming up before evan moves… maybe I’ll see you this time?? That’d be cool.

  23. Dana Says:

    Heh! I got dumped at Christmas too! >:|

  24. Leon Says:

    hey, just imagine all the fanboy stalking you can look forward to! There’s always a silver lining!

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