You ever see how women like that age? Those tits and asses looke like distended sacks of rhinoceros skin by sixty. Who will eat their silver cotton candy when they are old? No man, because no one wants to have to brush aside nipples to get to some pussy.
In contrast, have you seen how pretty skinny women age? At sixty you’ll look like a slightly-wrinkled olympic runner. People will come up to you and be like “Pardon me, are you a palentologist or triathelete?”
Dude, I am so with the “F the homeless” sentiment. Ever since since dude wearing a carpet for pants told me I deserved to be punched in the face, bitch. So awesome. Fuck bums!! Except for that one hot bum. The one that looked like Thomas Jane.
I should clarify: F the bums. Some homeless people are cool/tolerable/trying to do something about it.
There’s a beggar near my work who regularly buys AA batteries for his Walkman or 20oz bottles of Coke at a corner convenience store. Yeah, every bit of change helps him to buy luxury items at ridiculous mark-ups.
Of all the things I have learned about you, this one truly surprised me. This is probably cold comfort, but Julia, you have nothing to worry about in this regard. My goodness, woman.
When i saw the first panel I knew where you were heading.
I work for one of those dumb clubs, and i can tell you that the only reason we give free passes and VIP access to “hot” women, is because 99% of the guys that go to clubs are losers, that will spend all their money at the dance floor bar while raising “courage” to approach them.
Anyway, if you ever come to South America -> Chile -> Santiago, I can arrange stuff so you can mistreat/abuse people at the club line if that makes you feel better (and if that doesn’t make you feel better we can always get wasted afterwards)
that’s exactly what I feel and look like = a kid… I think I will be happy about it when I’m forty or something… or maybe I’ll look like an old kid!
I truly enjoy your comics!!!
I don’t know if it’s any comfort, but I have a similar problem sometimes.
I’m kind of big and thug-looking.
When I enter a store, little old ladies get scared and hold their purses tighter.
Freaking judgmental little old ladies.
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December 18th, 2006 at 10:59 pm
What? I can’t relate to this comic at all.
December 18th, 2006 at 11:48 pm
This is the saddest strip I think you have ever done.
December 19th, 2006 at 1:33 am
“Some Dumb Club”…heh heh!
December 19th, 2006 at 3:26 am
If theres grass play ball
December 19th, 2006 at 7:18 am
Aww. Baby, I’ve seen your picture, and I just want you to know that I would do some dirty things with you hot stuff! Rowr!
Of, course, I am a RAGING pedophile…
December 19th, 2006 at 9:03 am
F the homeless.
December 19th, 2006 at 11:36 am
he sounds like a real dreamboat too.
December 19th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
You ever see how women like that age? Those tits and asses looke like distended sacks of rhinoceros skin by sixty. Who will eat their silver cotton candy when they are old? No man, because no one wants to have to brush aside nipples to get to some pussy.
In contrast, have you seen how pretty skinny women age? At sixty you’ll look like a slightly-wrinkled olympic runner. People will come up to you and be like “Pardon me, are you a palentologist or triathelete?”
December 19th, 2006 at 8:09 pm
wow I think I just barfed in my mouth a little, from laughing and from the awful mental pictures you just put in my head. thanks a bunch, Matt
December 19th, 2006 at 9:30 pm
Just doin’ my job.
I call that barf-in-mouth flavor “Humor-tang.”
December 20th, 2006 at 3:35 am
you are cooler than those girls anyway, and also shouldnt you be happy the bum didnt try to hit on you?
December 20th, 2006 at 12:23 pm
Dude, I am so with the “F the homeless” sentiment. Ever since since dude wearing a carpet for pants told me I deserved to be punched in the face, bitch. So awesome. Fuck bums!! Except for that one hot bum. The one that looked like Thomas Jane.
December 20th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
I should clarify: F the bums. Some homeless people are cool/tolerable/trying to do something about it.
There’s a beggar near my work who regularly buys AA batteries for his Walkman or 20oz bottles of Coke at a corner convenience store. Yeah, every bit of change helps him to buy luxury items at ridiculous mark-ups.
December 20th, 2006 at 7:32 pm
Of all the things I have learned about you, this one truly surprised me. This is probably cold comfort, but Julia, you have nothing to worry about in this regard. My goodness, woman.
December 21st, 2006 at 1:16 pm
Yep i know what you mean. I can completely understand this comic
December 27th, 2006 at 11:22 am
I feel your pain. People are always mistaking me for a 12 year old boy.
February 26th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
I always wonder that too.
I’m almost 20 and I still look 14.
September 24th, 2008 at 4:47 am
When i saw the first panel I knew where you were heading.
I work for one of those dumb clubs, and i can tell you that the only reason we give free passes and VIP access to “hot” women, is because 99% of the guys that go to clubs are losers, that will spend all their money at the dance floor bar while raising “courage” to approach them.
Anyway, if you ever come to South America -> Chile -> Santiago, I can arrange stuff so you can mistreat/abuse people at the club line if that makes you feel better
(and if that doesn’t make you feel better we can always get wasted afterwards)
November 24th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
[...] the other comic where a bum pretty much did the same exact thing to me in San Francisco here [...]
June 6th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
that’s exactly what I feel and look like = a kid… I think I will be happy about it when I’m forty or something… or maybe I’ll look like an old kid!
I truly enjoy your comics!!!
June 7th, 2009 at 7:09 am
Are you crazy? You’re hot! Never mind those fat cows with their sag udders jeez!
June 7th, 2010 at 1:26 am
I don’t know if it’s any comfort, but I have a similar problem sometimes.
I’m kind of big and thug-looking.
When I enter a store, little old ladies get scared and hold their purses tighter.
Freaking judgmental little old ladies.