After having passed out drunk on a(n asshole) friend’s couch one evening, I awoke the next morning hung over. I went to the washroom after some video games in the morning, and discovered my friends’ despicable defacement of my features: someone had drawn a crude penis on one cheek that was ejaculating in the general direction of my mouth, while my forehead read “LOSER,” and my shitler moustachio was second-to-none!
I considered pissing on the still-drunkenly-sleeping culprits as recompense, but instead laughed about it later when they awoke (unaware that the sword of Damocles had for a moment dangled above their heads).
I remember when I was younger and had acne, I got it into my head that rubbing alcohol cleaned out your pores. I had the mental image in my head of a zitted-pore like a little pothole full of gunk, and the rubbing alcohol like foaming drain cleaner scouring it out and leaving it sparkling clean. So I would scrub my face really hard with one of those facial scrubber doohickeys and then liberally apply rubbing alcohol. It felt like my face was on fire, but it was so satisfying to be doing something positive.
LOL! This reminds me of the time my nephew painstakingly drew a pirate mustache and goatee on his face including bushy eyebrows. He loved dressing as a pirate. He was four at the time. He did a pretty good job.
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April 15th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Sharpie is very easily removed with Isopropyl Alchohol AKA Rubbing Alchohol.
October 7th, 2007 at 4:46 am
It has all been drunk, silly!
March 3rd, 2008 at 10:57 am
Jesus, wouldn’t that sting?
I’d rather have a shitler than have my face sting.
March 8th, 2008 at 2:11 am
After having passed out drunk on a(n asshole) friend’s couch one evening, I awoke the next morning hung over. I went to the washroom after some video games in the morning, and discovered my friends’ despicable defacement of my features: someone had drawn a crude penis on one cheek that was ejaculating in the general direction of my mouth, while my forehead read “LOSER,” and my shitler moustachio was second-to-none!
I considered pissing on the still-drunkenly-sleeping culprits as recompense, but instead laughed about it later when they awoke (unaware that the sword of Damocles had for a moment dangled above their heads).
June 2nd, 2009 at 7:42 am
You forgot the mustache in panel eight.
September 28th, 2009 at 2:44 am
I remember when I was younger and had acne, I got it into my head that rubbing alcohol cleaned out your pores. I had the mental image in my head of a zitted-pore like a little pothole full of gunk, and the rubbing alcohol like foaming drain cleaner scouring it out and leaving it sparkling clean. So I would scrub my face really hard with one of those facial scrubber doohickeys and then liberally apply rubbing alcohol. It felt like my face was on fire, but it was so satisfying to be doing something positive.
December 18th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Haha. in the 4th panel it looks like he has saggy boobs
January 10th, 2010 at 7:32 pm
You know, saliva removes Sharpie painlessly.
October 1st, 2010 at 2:42 am
LOL! This reminds me of the time my nephew painstakingly drew a pirate mustache and goatee on his face including bushy eyebrows. He loved dressing as a pirate. He was four at the time. He did a pretty good job.