That reminds me of my family dinners. Once, at (canadian) thanksgiving, 4 generations of my father’s family were in attendance and we discussed whether or not we thought that sex clubs should be allowed. The youngest person present was 12 and the oldest well past 80.
Last time I was there my grandfather imparted a great secret to me very loudly after dinner. This is an approximation of his words:
“In my experience (are you paying attention? Here it comes! I’m about to tell you! You’ll want to know this, it’s very important. Well? Good, I’ll tell you then. Are you all paying attention?) … I’ve found, that in my eighty years of life: the skinnier I am, the bigger my penis is. IT’S TRUE! IT IS! Well I don’t care if it’s inappropriate…”
We all had a good laugh over that one: and I’m going on a diet.
Ah yes, surely a very memorable moment.
Also reminds me of a get-together with family at my grandma’s house. We were playing Scattergories, and the alphabet die landed on E. Now, I’m quite competitive when it comes to board games, so when I made it to the category “Something sticky”, I immediately wrote down what came to mind with a chuckle. Reading it aloud took some more competitive balls. After I said, “Ejaculate”, my brother looked down nervously and groaned. My aunt stammered, “Well, gee, I guess it is kind of sticky”. I can’t remember if I won that round, but I’m still proud.
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February 23rd, 2008 at 12:23 pm
It’s a good way to break the ice.
Better than Grandma starting a story out like that.
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:13 pm
You made that up!
March 8th, 2008 at 1:00 am
That reminds me of my family dinners. Once, at (canadian) thanksgiving, 4 generations of my father’s family were in attendance and we discussed whether or not we thought that sex clubs should be allowed. The youngest person present was 12 and the oldest well past 80.
Last time I was there my grandfather imparted a great secret to me very loudly after dinner. This is an approximation of his words:
“In my experience (are you paying attention? Here it comes! I’m about to tell you! You’ll want to know this, it’s very important. Well? Good, I’ll tell you then. Are you all paying attention?) … I’ve found, that in my eighty years of life: the skinnier I am, the bigger my penis is. IT’S TRUE! IT IS! Well I don’t care if it’s inappropriate…”
We all had a good laugh over that one: and I’m going on a diet.
March 31st, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Ah yes, surely a very memorable moment.
Also reminds me of a get-together with family at my grandma’s house. We were playing Scattergories, and the alphabet die landed on E. Now, I’m quite competitive when it comes to board games, so when I made it to the category “Something sticky”, I immediately wrote down what came to mind with a chuckle. Reading it aloud took some more competitive balls. After I said, “Ejaculate”, my brother looked down nervously and groaned. My aunt stammered, “Well, gee, I guess it is kind of sticky”. I can’t remember if I won that round, but I’m still proud.