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fart party comic for 2006-06-12

being small

Monday, June 12th, 2006

16 Responses to “being small”

  1. edaroo Says:

    i totally feel this. ive been 5′2 aswell. and probably for the remainder of my life. but thats alright. only sometimes does it hurt. live on the youth.

  2. Jenn Says:

    I’m 5′0 so you’d feel tall next to me. ;)

  3. GLoies Says:

    try being 4′11″ and 3/4 of an inch tall. In 3 years, i still haven’t grown that final 1/4 of an inch to be a full 5′ tall. this comic is totally how my life often is. lol but i use it to my advantage, at concerts i grab a friend’s hand and can get through people more easily to get closer to the stages.

  4. Sarah Says:

    Julia, Im 4′11, and your height only makes you all the more fantastic. For reals.

  5. rox Says:

    4′9”
    I win!
    But, yes, being short is awesome. The only setback I can think of is the problem with concerts, but I usually just go to the front, too. Sadly, my boyfriend’s pretty tall, so I have to leave him behind.

  6. P Says:

    Can’t believe nobody’s pointed out the teeny tiny super guy reference yet.

  7. NEM Says:

    I was 4′10″ when I graduated high-school. I hated it, but by the end of my first year at college I was 5′8″… still not super tall, but not super short either - Just kinda average, which just seems super-boring now :(

  8. Will Rieske Says:

    Is the misspelling of “skinnier” part of the joke?

  9. yo yo yo Says:

    j ryan wahoo

  10. Julia Says:

    no, a skinner box is a type of experimental box for small animals

  11. TR Says:

    Please feel free to boot this comment if it is too much information.
    If it’s any consolation…
    I grew to nearly 6 feet tall at 10 years old. Kids in my school were totally mean, cruel shits. I am a guy. So, I was really tall at 10, and that meant:
    Most boys were too scared to try + beat the crap out of me…big chance of them losing. So, instead, they hit me with a lot of homophobic insults.
    So now, I don’t have terror nightmares about getting beat up, but my uneasiness about sex with girlfriends, and questions about orientation can be a real bitch!
    Life is fuuuuun. :P

  12. M Says:

    i find it interesting that you have so many comics about your smallness and you’re 5′2. I’m 5′2 and i’ve never felt especially small but see myself as a pretty average girl height. hmm…

  13. Alyssa Says:

    4′ 11″ and I’m never growing again :D

  14. Marci Says:

    5′10 wait…. what was the question again? Actually I’m in that awkward place. I’m too tall to be cute like that and I’m not tall enough to be an Amazon. So I guess that makes me an Almost Amazon. Oh well. :P

  15. Allison Says:

    Add in constantly being fireman-carried at parties by drunk dudes (they get wedgies for their macho display) and still being carded for rated-R movies and you’ve got my 5′1″ life! SHORT POWER!

  16. tabby Says:

    Small.. you think 5′2 is small… IM FREAKING 5 FOOT ON THE DOT YOU AINT SMALL!

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